1. sexualbae:

    won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

    (via indiemovieboyfriend)

     

  2. thunderswarehouse:

    leotheleprachaun:

    makingfunofthestarks:

    On a scale of Katniss Everdeen to Ned Stark, how much would you say you trust the government?

    Dale Gribble

    image

    (via indiemovieboyfriend)

     

  3. humoristics:

    A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

    (via uponsorrowfuleyes)

     
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  5. onlylolgifs:

    Adorable Sugar Glider Trevor eats orange and falls asleep

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  6. werewolfau:

    At a deposition, Ferguson’s former police chief revealed that his staff did not keep records of incidents in which officers used force against citizens, so long as no one died; in other words, there was no way of telling how often incidents like Davis’ happened.

    remember shit like this when they talk about how mike brown’s shooter had no disciplinary record

    (via hannisuperwholocked)

     
  7. itunestore:

    itunestore:

    Hw isn’t getting done

    she still loves sleeping up here. 

    (Source: followmeonmiraguey, via hannisuperwholocked)

     
  8. poppet-prince:

    bloodyxxkisses:

    hannabalx:

    fortheloveoforca:

    emptythetanks:

    savethewailes:

    sharkhugger:

    Petition: Hong Kong Government: Legislate a ban on the sale and possession of shark fin in Hong Kong.

    From Honduras to New Caledonia, from the Bahamas to the Maldives, the people have spoken. And governments have listened. Now is the time for Hong Kong to wake up! The public is ready. The business sector is behind us. Now is the time for a total sale and possession ban on shark fin in Hong Kong. By doing so, Hong Kong will take a giant step to join the conservation efforts of numerous countries around the world who have enacted shark protection legislation. In Latin America it will join Honduras. In the United States it will join California, New York, Hawaii, Washington, Maryland, Delaware and Oregon. In the Pacific region it will join Palau, Tokelau, Marshall Islands, French Polynesia, Cook Islands, American Samoa, Guam, Northern Mariana Islands and New Caledonia. Even China has agreed to stop serving shark fin soup at official banquets, to take effect in the next year or two.

    Banning shark fin from the streets of Hong Kong will be the single most important marine conservation achievement of the year. It will be an important step towards protecting the health of our oceans. It will also remove the stain on Hong Kong’s reputation as a world-class tourism hub.

    This petition is endorsed by: Shark Rescue

    BALLSIEST. PETITION. EVER.

    IF THERE WAS EVER A HEAD TO THIS DRAGON - THERE IT IS.
    DO YOU KNOW WHAT A HUGE DIFFERENCE THIS WOULD MAKE??? WITHOUT THE ISSUE OF SHARK FIN SOUP WE COULD CONCENTRATE ON THE ISSUE OF BYCATCH AND SOLVE THIS ISSUE PERMANENTLY.

    Save sharks! They are so important.

    please sign the petition guys

    Its a fucking blood bath! Sign this petition you guys!

    I’m crying……..SAVE THE SHARKS PLEASE. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.

    FUCK THIS. Please sign this. :’(

    SAVE MY BABIES

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  9. bewwbs:

    how to get girls to like you:

    1. compliment their eyebrows
    2. eat them out

    (Source: drunkvanity, via indiemovieboyfriend)

     

  10. Life man