1. furiousfragileandfree:

    I’m gonna say this every time someone asks me why I stretched my ears.

    (Source: rydenarmani, via suckitand-see)

     
  2. (Source: obvious-electricity, via v4cation)

     
     

  3. obesitycore:

    the really shitty thing about being told that youre smart your whole entire life is that as soon as you dont understand something you just kind of completely shut down and his this big shitty crisis because maybe youre not as smart as youve always been told 

    (via awkwardstandinglewiskennedy)

     
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  5. I have a cut on my bum and idk what happened there but I think someone got angry idk

     
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  7. thorxndor:

    I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

    and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

    so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

    and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

    (via f-cky)

     
  8. siderealscion:

    mALEFISHIENT, MARK

    ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

    (these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

    (via blessedmasochism)

     
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  10. annemarina:

    ATTENTION: I need attention

    (via trust)