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  2. taggedugly:

    your mums pregnancy scan was basically your first nude

    (via sniffing)

     

    1. cute boy tells me i'm pretty: lmao i know are u jealous
    2. cute girl tells me i'm pretty: [stumbles backwards] ....... dear god...... i.... how could this happen......
     
  3. (Source: fogo-na-alma, via moan-s)

     
  4. sex-thrill:

    my blog will make you horny ;)

     

  5. dirtytrenchcoatsandwinchesters:

    OH MY GOD SO MY MOM CAME OVER YESTERDAY AND USED MY COMPUTER AND I GOT THIS MESSAGE FROM HER TODAY AND I’M DYING
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    I CAN’T BREATHE
    THESE ARE MY BOOKMARKS
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    THERE ARE TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE
    MOM I AM SO SORRY

    (via hilloween)

     
  6. (Source: princesswetkitty, via ridge)

     
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  8. bgcfan4ever:

    Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??

    Me:

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    (via trust)

     

  9. listoflifehacks:

    au8:

    If you aren’t following ListOfLifeHacks

    WHY
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    THE
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    FUCK
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    NOT
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    I tried but

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    if only there was a blog where i could find solutions to problems like this

    (via pizza)